2000-12-06

12:55 pm

captain sarcastic

First, there are changes.. I removed the whole "notifylist" thing because, well, I don't feel like notifying anyone. 'nuff said.

I'm looking for a new template so if anyone has free time and decides to design one for me, I'd owe them so much. Something that simply screams sass (hint hint)

Also, I have added him because he made me laugh. Good reading...

now on to some babbling...

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Last night, I drove 2 hours with a friend's band to play to a crowd of 20 in a club that could fit hundreds. Watching the merch table was not much of an issue but because we had personal belongings at the table, someone needed to be there at all times.

Problem: who will watch the table?

Obvious Solution: Rocks, paper, scissors

New Problem: My friend, "genius", decided to throw out 'water' as if that has some bearing on the game.

Suddenly, he took it into his own hands (no pun intended) to create all new signs in a simple game, leaving us having to justify his stupidity to the people around us. it was like throwing up gang signs and trying to pass off that you're from a ruffneck gang known as the "pretty-in-pink treehouse gang". It just wont work.

me: what the hell is that supposed to be?!

him: its water (holds hand, palm down, fingers waving)

me: water doesn't work in rock/paper/scissors, genius

him: of course it does!

me: how do you figure?

him: water beats everything!

me: no, dynamite beats everything

him: ahhhhh! but water puts out the fuse!

me: and what about everything else?

him: water rusts scissors

me: and paper? doesn't paper float?

him: but it will disintegrate water eventually...

me: fine. until that happens, you can watch the merch table.

on that note, I won the game and he took a seat behind the table.

Crisis averted! Once again, Captain Sarcastic (my alter-ego superhero) made the world a happier and safer place!

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