2001-01-15

8:31 am

necks and sleeves

"Living past forty is indecent, vulgar, immoral! Now answer me, sincerely, honestly, who lives past forty? I'll tell you who does: fools and scoundrels!"

-dostoevsky

I have had quite a morning. I was scheduled to interview with someone this morning for a new job, a job so perfect for me at just the right price, and it was rescheduled for tomorrow. bummer.

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Yesterday, I went shopping with a friend and bought myself a black neck scarf. I figured it would go perfect with my white blouse and new black skirt that shows just the right amount of leg so I tied it on, glanced in a mirror, and made my purchase. After I got home, I placed my neck scarf on and suddenly found myself agonizing in the mirror on whether or not I have neck fat and if I do, does this scarf just draw attention to it? How does a girl look sexy while she's sporting neck fat?! the answer is she doesn't!

....I folded up the scarf, placed it in my drawer, and until I have another female friend to convince me otherwise, I am going to be doing neck exercises in hopes of removing the neck fat.

Could I be any more neurotic?

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